Comments for Most Embarrassing Dog Poop Stories at http://www.poopingdog.com , comment 1 to 7 out of 7 comments http://www.poopingdog.com Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:59:27 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-48 Well, I think we win. We have a bichon shitzu - lovable cute little nasty thing. He is the King of acrobatic pooping in strange places. I have 4 examples... 1) He pooped on top of the 3" little leather ledge at the back of our sofa behind the cushions - with a wall behind it so no idea how he balanced! 2) On a walk, he paused at a street light. I thought he was going to lift his leg to pee. He squatted instead and pooped right on the little 1" cement ledge around the base - 4" up off the ground! 3) Hubby went to bed in the dark one night and he smelled poop. He turned on the light and there was a little pile right in the middle of his pillow! Cleaned everything up, threw the pillow in the wash and turned off the lights and settled in again. He still smelled it. Turned the lights on again and lo & behold there was ANOTHER pile in the middle of MY pillow, too! and drum roll ....the craziest thing of ALL..... 4) I was getting ready for work this morning after breakfast. Noticed when I was all ready that he had been up on the table cleaning off my plate. Grr. Cleaned up and went to work. Hubby stopped home for lunch and the 6" tall super skinny glass I had forgotten on the table had 2 little logs of poo in it!!! How did he even get it in there!?! WHAT is WRONG with our freaking dog!!! At the very least we should get a medal for putting up with him! - too embarrassed Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:25:44 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-18 I had to borrow my sister car & I had my 18 y/o pug Suki with me. Anyway, my sister is really highstrung & kinda....well. Anyway, Suki decided that she needed to go, but we were driving....she assumed & I had to catch it with my right hand (seriously, sis would have killed me & Suki)....so, I caught it & then hummed it out the window, sadly....it hit a car behind me & they totally flipped out. I had to do some crazy driving in order not to get our butss kicked. I never borrowed her car again. - tracy Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:14:47 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-17 I arrive at the dog-park with Teak (Catahoula mix), and she decides right away that it's time to do some poopin. Dog-park was fairly crowded with dogs and people this day. So Teak is in fine hunched poop-form and as the turd is about half way out, this huge Afghan dog decides comes running up with its very pointy face and begins to happily much away at the newly cooked and warm poop-snack that Teak is producing for him/her, STRAIGHT OUT OF HER BUTT!! All I could do was stand there with my jaw agape. Then when I finally look up and around for the owner of this dog with very strange eating habits, everyone else in the dog park looking over, also with jaws agape. Needless to say, the owner of said poop-eating dog is no where in site. I look back down, Teak is still pooping and the Afghan is still munching and not a turd was to reach the ground. I wasn't sure if I should tell the dog to stop, or to look away all of a sudden and pretend I never saw any of it. So I look away, and unsuccessfully try to hide a few reflexive gags. And no poop scooping! - Samantha Hammond Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:18:04 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-16 I was asleep one sunday morning when my dog decide to stroll across my bed, over my face, and take a huge steaming dump right into my open mouth. It took awhile to register what I was trying to swallow, before the smell kicked in. I was so grossed out I brushed my teeth for 30 minutes straight. Later that I night, I leaned over to kiss my husband goodnight, to which he replied, "MMmmm, you taste delicious, what is that?" I didn't have the heart to tell him he was probably tasting dog fart, so I just went along with it and we made love like sea otters. - Marlene Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:28:47 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-15 I've had my dog Poopy for about 11 months now and I must say that I love her very much.....but.....she is the most timid dog ever. You can't take her anywhere without her spazzing out everytime somebody drives/walks by. I dread taking her out places for this reason. My girlfriend and I decided to go for a quick coffee at Starbucks, and hey, why not bring the dog? I mean, its not like Starbucks is a public place full of strange people or anything. I decided to have a seat outside, which, oddly enough, was even more crowded than inside. All of a sudden some girl yells out, "AWWW how Cuuuuute, a puppy!" So she runs over to my dog, who by the way was looking off in another direction at a passing car. The lady came right up to my dog and put her hand on my dogs back which made Poopy leap 18 feet. But, not before dropping a king size pile of chocolate surprise. upon landing she inadvertently stepped in her own poop, leaving little brown footprints all over the sidewalk. Armed with no bag, I was forced to do what anyman would have done. Napkins. Needless to say, 15 people got to enjoy watching me on hands and knees scraping poop from the concrete. - Javier Yesca Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:21:02 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-14 I was outside early one morning walking my 15 year old black lab/retreiver mix, when he decided to suddenly halt and take a whiz. Some kids on a big yellow school bus come by, and one kid yells out the window, "Hey! Your dog is peeing!" Just then, my dog decides to hunker down to get ready to poop, so I yell back at the kid, "Hey! Guess what he's gonna do now? He's POOPING!" The kid had a look of confusion on his face as I had shut him up. - Ann Gervais Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:59:40 +0100 http://www.poopingdog.com/most-embarrassing-dog-poop-stories.html#comment-11 I don't know if this is just more gross or what, but...Many years ago my ex-husband and I had a dalmation. This dog had a horrible habit of eating his own feces. I would never let him near me if he did this. Well, one day, I wasn't feeling well and he had gone outdoors to do his "duty". Well, unbeknownst to me, he "brought it back in with him." I was in bed and when he jumped up on the bed he immediately vomited up his "ill-gotten" excrement and it landed on me! :'( I then followed suit! I didn't go to work for 3 days...I was more sick after that than I was before. - Suzanne Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:09:30 +0100